6 Best Groucho Marx Quotes And Sayings

“Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money wont make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, its a lovely thing to have around the house.” – Groucho Marx

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.” – Groucho Marx

“I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7: 30 to 8. To educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6: 30.” – Groucho Marx

“I got 5 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line in You Bet Your Life? The guy says he has seventeen kids and I say: I smoke a cigar, but I take it out of my mouth occasionally? I never said that.” – Groucho Marx

“The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.” – Groucho Marx

“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.” – Groucho Marx