80+ Funny Friendship Messages, Texts and Quotes

It’s been so many years that I have remained a friend with you. I wish you knew how hard it was for me to put up with your stupidity all these years!

It’s hard to not be a friend with someone who already knows all the dark secrets of you. Being friends with you is not a choice for me anymore; it has become an obligation now!

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together 😉

Once a stupid person made a great decision in life, that is to become a friend with someone equally as stupid as him. Congratulations!

A good friend will pick you up when you fall, but a best friend will help you up, laugh and trip you again.

A lovely star dropped on earth one night and asked me what you want a million dollar or a good friend? I choose to have a million dollars. Because I already have you!

I have all the quality of a great friend and more. You should really be feeling lucky everyday for having a friend like me in your life!

A good friend will come to bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “That was awesome.”

Thank you for making me realizes that I’m a loser. After all, who would choose to be a friend with someone so weird as you without a loser like me.

I heard that a true friend is someone who helps you hiding a dead body. I will manage a friend like that but will you be that dead body for me?

I don’t ever want a friend better than you, because I’m already fed up! You are a great friend but your craziness is beyond endurable!

Thank you for laughing at my jokes even when they are not funny. After all, it’s the only thing that makes you important to me.

Every time I look at my falling grades, I feel kind of disappointed. But, then I rejoice because you’re always there for me, bud.

You’re a traffic signal, my friend. Your antiques always stop me in my tracks.

True friends are like loud farts. They don’t smell as much, always make you laugh and life is impossible to live without them.

If we’re on a plane that was about to crash and there was just one parachute. I promise to give the best speech at your funeral.

Real Friend care like a MOM, Scold like a DAD, Teas like a SISTER, Irritate like a BROTHER, Love more than a LOVER.

A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you’re comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.

I’m fortunate to have someone in my life who is not only my friend but also my personal babysitter. Thanks for being there.

There is no doubt that you are the most fortunate person as you have me in your life. You surely need no more blessings in your life.

Thank you for being there through all of the significant others I have mistakenly chosen over you in obvious moments of weakness.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Even before I knew of the internet, I knew about connections. It’s something I feel whenever you’re around.

Sometimes, I feel scared of dying and going to hell. But then I can’t help but smile because I know for a fact that my best friend will most certainly accompany me.

A best friend is someone who drives you insane but makes sure that they don’t send you to the asylum. Thanks, bestie, for always being there for me.

Best Friend: A person in front of whom you can fart without the fear of being judged.

Friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart, but best friends don’t carry knives.

Thank you for being a playground where I can feel safe and play. I hate you, bestie. Hugs and kisses.

My friend, I was visiting the graveyard the other day. And it made me realize that should our friendship ever end; it would be the death of you.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a fake friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

I feel horrible about myself for not having accomplished anything in life, but then feel better when I see where you are. Thanks for being my best friend.

If you’re a Chocolate you’re the Sweetest, if you’re a Teddy Bear you’re the most Huggable, If you’re a Star you’re the Brightest, and since you’re my “FRIEND” you’re the “BEST”!

We’re not perfect, We laugh too hard, We’re way too loud and we make complete fools of ourselves but doing it together makes us Best friends forever!

As your best friend I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a bar!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I’m surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it’s like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it’s even better with a friend.

Fish said to water: you won’t see my tears, because I am in the water. Water replied: But, I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. That’s FRIENDSHIP!

I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my BEST FRIENDS!

Thank you for being a friend of mine despite the fact that I’m the slowest person to enter a pool.

Ironically: thanks for being the one who is always beside me when you need something.

Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, please recharge your friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet, cool and funny friendship messages. So hurry!

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch

“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” – Robert Brault

“Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.” – Virginia Woolf

“A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.” – Unknown

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person who made you cry.” – Unknown

“If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” – Oprah Winfrey

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter

“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” – Emilie Saint-Genis

“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.” – Edwin Arlington Robinson

“The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.” – Mark Twain

My dear friend, you attract me more than gravity. I love you! Happy friendship day wishes to you!

I knew it was a friendship at first sight when I saw that we are the same kinda crazy.

You’re annoying. You’re weird. You’re crazy. You’re stupid. You’re clingy. You’re… just like me.

Some people go to priests. Others to poetry. I’m to my friends.

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Finding Friends with Same Mental Disorder is PRICELESS.

I saw a dog on the road. He was looking for his bitch. Fortunately, I got mine by my side.

I thought slavery was abolished. Still feel like being a slave to our friendship forever. Love you, man.

During school holidays, I often feel like a T-rex. It’s because I can’t reach you at that time.

Thanks for helping me out homework. Although you being this kind to me does make me kind of suspicious.

Getting to know a politician like you has been a scary experience. Thankfully we support the same party.

Having a friend is like having a general to defend you. Thanks for making me a part of your army.

Buddy, you’re like the grim reaper. You can see straight into my soul.

Friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older. Just like us… I get better, you get older.

My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get a warm feeling that it brings.

You drink too much, you cuss too much also you have questionable morals, you’re everything I ever wanted in a friend!

Friends come and go, likes the waves of the ocean but the true one stay, like an octopus on your face!

True friends are like Chinese takeout, they are; dependable, enjoyable, and just a phone call away.

“FRIENDSHIP” is a sim, which has no activation charges. Free incoming and outgoing with roaming all over the world and it’s validity “NEVER END.”

I like you most because you are always there to join in my weirdness. Happy Friendship Day 2020!

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends. Happy friendship day to all the losers whom I called my best friend.

Newton might have discovered gravity, but we have a stronger connection. Happy friendship day, my friend!

I often feel like the joker from Batman when I’m around you. It’s because you keep me smiling, bud. Happy friendship day!

Our friendship is like Timon and Pumba from Lion King. Nobody can break us apart. Happy friendship day, dear friend.

“Sugar, spice, and everything nice.” ~ It’s an iconic line from Powerpuff girls, but that’s exactly what I feel about you. Happy friendship day, bro!

There is an ongoing debate in football circles about whether Pele or Maradona is the best. But what they don’t know is that my friend is definitely the best. Happy friendship day, mate!