Funny Anniversary Wishes, Messages and Quotes

Marriage is a journey that takes you from ‘you are the best I’ve ever known to ‘you are good for nothing. Happy anniversary!

It’s all about love and respect as long as you realize your parents trapped you both to suffer the same as they did! Happy anniversary!

Happy Anniversary. I think you’ve already found out why the word ‘Grocery’ is more relatable to Marriage than Love!

A marriage anniversary is the celebration of so many things. Love, trust, partnership, quarrels, tolerance, and tenacity, and the list goes on till it becomes like, ‘Well, what do we have to celebrate for now?”

Marriage is like a soap opera that you make fun of on social media, but you still have to watch because your mom likes it!

I opened my mailbox today. Surprisingly, there was no divorce letter to be found. Happy anniversary love!

Whenever I see two of you, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive and writing sonnets about your romance. Happy anniversary to both of you! Never change.

If I commit suicide, you’ll be the first suspect on the list. Happy anniversary my love!

Your criticism means so much to me than the admiration of many men. That’s a lie, and you know it! Happy anniversary!

Life is too short to be in a long-lasting marriage. Isn’t it, darling? Happy anniversary!

I have learned that marriage is a boxing ring. Thank you, partner, for smacking some sense into me. Love you.

I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. Both of you seem so attached. Have a lovely happy anniversary!

Leo Tolstoy wrote a book about us. It was titled “War and Peace.” Happy anniversary darling!

These days, I find myself smiling a lot. I must be going mad, or perhaps it’s because of you, darling. Happy anniversary!

I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in that comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary!

Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you complete the sentence of my marriage.

The day I got married, I tore the calendar in half. It was because I wanted to share my days with you. Happy anniversary.

Marriage is a battlefield where the wife always wins. Wishing you so many victories ahead! Happy anniversary!

I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary, dear!

You are always right, and I’m always wrong. That’s why you chose me, and I chose you. Happy anniversary!

With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered to my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. A solemn, happy anniversary!

My wife has made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy anniversary, my lovely demon.

Beautiful things in life are often short-lived. And yet, I am fortunate enough to be holding your hands to this day. Happy anniversary, my love!

On this very day, I scribbled my name on the tombstone of marriage. Surprisingly, my wife has made my afterlife awfully delightful. Happy anniversary!

My wife is a delightful cook. She really knows how to stir those emotions in the pot of our marriage. Happy anniversary!

Today, I celebrate the day you finally gave up on trying to find a better man than me. Happy anniversary my love!

I wanted to take you to a restaurant, then I realized no chef could cook better than you. Let’s celebrate this day with a candlelight dinner at home!

You have all the right to call me crazy; that’s exactly what men become when they marry someone like you! Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary from the nicest person you’ll ever meet in your life. Be thankful for my presence in your!

You’re like a live wire because whenever I’m around you, I can feel the sparks of love. Happy anniversary!

You may have a lot of complaints about me, but darling trust me, they are just as useless as you are. Happy anniversary!

On this special day, I want you to know that you are the sweetest man I have ever known. I wish I could pour you in a cup of hot coffee and eat you alive!

Thank you, husband, for being my personal bank. Know that your client loves you sincerely. By the way, happy anniversary.

My husband is a solvent with a low boiling point. But, when I kiss him, his anger evaporates. Happy anniversary, my other half.

On your anniversary, I want you to know how much I love annoying you. Thank you for putting up with me, my dear.

I want to spend the rest of my life waking you up at midnight to show you more cat videos. Happy anniversary dear!

Here’s to another year of loving each other and laughing at each other for choosing the wrong partners. Happy anniversary!

If Love is a dream you don’t want to wake up to, Marriage is a COMA that you can’t wake up to! Happy anniversary!

You could be anyone you wanted to be, but you chose to be an actor just like me. Happy anniversary my friend.

I remember seeing lovebirds at the national zoo here. You guys remind me of that. Happy anniversary!

Statistically speaking, you guys are outliers. It’s not normal for individuals to love one another the way you guys do __ years into your marriage. Happy anniversary.

You know, your marriage won’t be blessed if you don’t invite your friends to your anniversary. From the deepest corners of my heart, your guardian angel wishes you both a happy anniversary.

My friend, I would like to congratulate you on taking good care of your adopted overgrown male partner. Happy anniversary and keep up the excellent job.

My friend, I’d like to remind you that anything in excess is bad for your health. But, also remember, your wife is always right. May your anniversary bring you new light!

It’s truly remarkable that your partner tolerated you for so many years. Happy anniversary!

Tell me, how many spiders have you killed this year? And cockroaches? I bet you’re having a great time, mate! Happy anniversary!

If you want a long-lasting marriage, DO ALL YOUR DISHES BY YOURSELF! And if you don’t know how to do them, please visit me sometimes. Believe me; I have become an expert!

You are so annoying to each other yet so lovable to all of us. Happy anniversary dear mom and dad!

When I look at you two, I realize that love really does make people live longer. Wishing you so many returns of the day!

Surviving a marriage is hard, but you two made it look so easy. Happy anniversary!

Mum and Dad, you’ve set a new record. You’ve been sleeping with one another for the past (number) years. Nah, you’re not dreaming. It’s your anniversary.

In the Olympic Games of marriage, you’ve won medals for producing smart, handsome children like me. Happy anniversary, Mum and Dad.

Imagine a little child having to deal with the scolding of a couple united by love. Luckily, the young child survives. The child sends his deepest warm wishes on their anniversary.

Mum, you might be losing your memory, but Dad will make sure that both of you continue to make new memories. Happy anniversary to you both!

From you two, I’ve learned how to love each other unconditionally and how to laugh at each other trustfully. Happy anniversary to the most amazing parents in the world!

You are the best couple I’ve ever seen. The love and trust you share will probably be relics of the past in our time. Happy anniversary!

“I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly.” – Laurell K. Hamilton

“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Paul Sweeney

“Congratulations! Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery.” – Unknown

“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.” – Joey Adams

“Drug stores understand life. That’s why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.” – Unknown

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.” – Unknown

“Focus on continually changing and growing in order to make sure you are someone your spouse would still choose today.” – Dr. Steven Craig

“Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and suffering.” – Chester Wooley

“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it Love.” – Dr. Seuss