60 Short People Quotes For Those Small Power Packed Ones

“I’m not short, I’m just compact and ridiculously adorable.”

“I never wear flats. My shoes are so high that sometimes when I step out of them, people look around in confusion and ask, ‘Where’d she go?’ and I have to say, ‘I’m down here.” – Marian Keyes

“Short people are like the eight notes in music, still just as important as the quarter notes, they simply take up a smaller amount of space.”

“I’m not short, I’m just unusually not tall.”

“Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.” – Fran Lebowitz

“It’s nice to be short, because people expect less from you.” – Amy Poehler

“Short men are happy, for they can pass easily through the door. Tall men are happy, for they can stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. Again, short men are angry, for they cannot stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. Again, tall men are angry, for they cannot pass easily through the door.” – ...

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“I’m not short. I’m built close ton the ground for speed and accuracy.”

“Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.” – Donald O’Connor

“You are the perfect height for an armrest.”

“Every tall person needs a short one.”

“I got the looks from my dad, the wisdom from my mom and the height from an Elf.”

“Every tall person needs a short friend.”

“Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.” – J.R.R Tolkien

“Keep calm and love short people.”

“Be careful not to piss off short people… Dynamite comes in small packages!”

“You can measure height. But you can’t measure heart.” – Howie Dickenman

“I bet all you short people get really excited when you hit your head on things.”

“Short people DO NOT like to be picked up.” – Amy Poehler

“Height doesn’t mean a thing. Coach always says: Small and fast always beats fast and strong.” – Mike Nardi

“Sometimes, said Pooh, the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.” – Winnie the Pooh

“Short people: We maintain a great perspective on life because we’re always looking up.”

“I was told I would never make it because I’m too short. Well, I’m still too short. It doesn’t matter what your height is, it’s what’s in your heart.” – Kirby Puckett

“I’m short in order to be strong!”

“No, I am not intimidated by you because you are taller.”

“Short people are better than people with short thinking.” – Lavy

“Short people are the future. They consume less food, use less car fuel and more of them can fit on earth. They’re basically eco friendly humans.”

“If I’m not so large as you, You are not so small as I, And not half so spry.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“In some areas, short people do better than those who are tall and strong.”

“Though she is little, she is fierce.”

“Life is short… and so am I !”

“Short people deserve your love.”

“I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than other people.”

“God blessed me with a lot of heart and no height, and I’ll take that any day.” – Nate Robinson

“Sometimes all I want is to be a few inches taller so the world does not look like a dense collection of torsos.” – Veronica Roth

“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”

“The true way to be humble is not to stoop until you are smaller than yourself, but to stand at your real height against some higher nature that will show you what the real smallness of your greatness is.” – Phillip Brooks

“Don’t flatter yourself. I only look up to you because I am short.”

“Small-sized people are strong-willed.”

“I’m not short! My height is just cute.”

“You’ve really gotta hand it to short people… Because we usually can’t reach it anyways.”

“Short is the new sexy.”

“What?! I’m not small! It’s the world that’s too big!!” – Hiromu Arakawa

“[Kids] are just like short annoying people.” – Hank Azaria

“Short people: God only lets things grow until they are perfect… Some of us didn’t take as long as others!”

“I’m not short,’ Daisy muttered. ‘Short women are never mysterious, or elegant, or pursued by handsome men. And they’re always treated like children. I refuse to be short.” – Lisa Kleypas

“The best things come in small packages.” – Amirah

“Size, weight, height, looks, shouldn’t matter. I’m tall, you’re short, I’m willing to risk the teasing and weirdness to be with you.” – Nessa

“I’m not short, I’m people McNugget.”

“Keep it up, wise guy. I’m always going to be taller than you once you’re lying unconscious on the ground.” – Jim Butcher

“Short people are mean because they’re closer to hell.”

“The girls with short height are damn cute!”

“My favorite part of my appearance is my height. I’m five foot one and I feel feminine being small.” – Alanna Ubach

“Women short in height tend to be more ambitious, independent, feisty and achieve more financially.”

“I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they’re the last to know.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“A person’s a person, no matter how small.” – Dr. Seuss

“It’s very cool to be short, very cool. When I was in eight grade, and the height I am now, I would just look at the cute little short girls and think, If only,if only.” – Alison McGhee

“I’m not short. I’m fun-sized!”

“Well, when I walk behind short people I feel like I’m going to fall over because I start taking these little steps, and I can’t take little steps.” – Venus Williams