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“Adventure in life is good… consistency in coffee even better.” – Justina Headley
“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” – Edward Abbey
“When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army.” – Honore de Balzac
“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott, Little Women
“It’s when you look over the top of your coffee cup, that you can smile at life.” – Anthony T. Hincks
“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” – Alphonse Allais
“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson
“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” – Fran Drescher
“I force people to have coffee with me, just because I don’t trust that a friendship can be maintained without any other senses besides a computer or cellphone screen. ” – John Cusack
“Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.” – Unknown
“Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.” – Nanea Hoffman
“I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” – Ronald Reagan
“Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.” – Johann Sebastian Bach
“Coffee is a fleeting moment and a fragrance.” – Claudia Roden
“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S. Eliot
“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” – Marcia Carrington
“I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” – Anthony Trollope, The Warden
“I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.” – Abigail Reynolds
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” – Abraham Lincoln
“Espresso is to Italy what champagne is to France.” – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
“I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.” – Howard Schultz
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black
“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’” – Cherise Sinclair, Master of the Mountain
“My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.” – Jarod Kintz
“Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.” – Jonathan Swift
“Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” – Rohan Marley
“Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” – Terri Guillemets
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” – Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
“Coffee doesn’t need a menu, it needs a cup. That’s all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that’s it.” – Denis Leary
“I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” – Martha Quinn
“I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.” – Howard Schultz
“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” – Dave Barry
“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” – Hugh Jackman
“Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.” – Floyd Maxwell
“The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
“Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” – A.J. Lee
“Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.” – Turkish Proverb
“I’d never met coffee that wasn’t wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.” – Laurell K. Hamilton
“I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” – Jac Vanek
“Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink.” – Catherynne M. Valente
“If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.” – Dacid Letterman
“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch
“I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee.” – J. Lynn, Wait for You
“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg
“Life’s too short for bad coffee.” – Gord Downie
“We want to do a lot of stuff. We’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” – Jerry Seinfeld
“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” – Steven Wright
“I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up at night.” – Jarod Kintz
“I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.” – Burt Lancaster
“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna A. Favors
“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” – Sir James Mackintosh
“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” – Harry Mahtar
“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” – Alfred Renyi
“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.” – Adam Gopnik
“I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.” – J.D. Salinger
“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” – Bob Irwin
“Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.” – Holly Black, Ironside
“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” – Clark Gable
“Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” – Charles J. Sykes
“Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” – Thomas Jefferson
“Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.” – Peter Diamonde
“Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” – Terry Pratchett
“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” – Henry Rollins