40 Bad Mother In Law Quotes That You Will Relate To

“Dear mother-in-law I don’t need you to teach me how to handle my children, I live with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.”

“God said: “I cannot be everywhere, so I created Mother.” Devil; replied: “Even I cannot be everywhere, so I created Mother-in-Law..!””

“Spending time with my mother in law really makes me appreciate my own mother.”

“Mother-In-Law: If she was on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.”

“I can always tell when the mother in law’s coming to stay, the mice throw themselves on the traps.” – Les Dawson

“I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ‘Get the hell off my property.’” – Joan Rivers

“I refuse to refer to my husband’s mother ad my mother in law. As awful as she’s been, I don’t consider her family.”

“My mother in law and I were happy for 20 years. Then I met her!”

“…a bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law will herself become a bad mother-in-law.” – Sin-Itiro Tomonaga

“I can’t believed she’s lived this long. God must be avoiding her.” – Brian Francis

“I love my husband too much to let some witchy woman ruin the thing we have.”

“The best mother-in-law is the one that lives very far far away.”

“Why would you rather deal with a vicious dog than your mother-in-law? A vicious dog eventually lets you go!”

“What is the ideal weight for a mother-in-law? About 2.3lbs, including the urn.”

“Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out as Woman Hitler? Coincidence? I think not.”

“Universal paradox: Good girls get bad Mother-in-law. Bad girls get good Mother-in-law.”

“How frustrating is it when you are like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky your mother-in-law is and everyone else is like blind to it.”

“I don’t hate her, I’m just not particularly thrilled about her existence.”

“Be kind to your mother-in-law the same way you would like your husband to be kind to your own mother.”

“Give up all hopes of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive!”

“How many mother-in-law does it take to ruin a marriage? Just one….mine!!”

“I really do have a soft spot for my mother-in-law. Its been freshly dug in the garden behind the garage!”

“What a beautiful day! Never mind, my mother in law just walked in.”

“I thought cramps were the biggest bitch I’d ever have to deal with being a woman, but then I met my mother-in-law.”

“A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life.” – Jaime Lerner

“Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.”- Voltaire

“One day you will find your prince charming, but the evil dragon will live, eat and breathe to make your happy ending a happily never after. You will simply call her mother-in-law.”

“Even though I have a zero relationship with my mother in law, she still insists I call her mom.”

“My mother-in-law always hints to me about reducing stress because I always look stressed or unhappy. But I don’t think she knows its only when she is in the room.”

“Hmm..Mother-in-law…most criticizing, manipulative, evil, fake smile in your face, vindictive witch whom loves to cause family strife…that about sums it up!”

“Adam and Ever were the happiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.”

“I think my mother-in-law is trying to tell me something. She is giving me baby clothes and baby food…Not happening.”

“You know what’s great about having an imaginary girlfriend? Imaginary mother-in-law!”

“I’ve just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law’s funeral. And she’s cancelled it.” – Les Dawson

“My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.” – Les Dawson

“People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law.”

“How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.”

“Dear mother in law, please don’t tell me how to raise my kids. Obviously I am still raising yours.”

“My mother in law does nothing but talk bad about me behind my back. Says I’m a terrible parent. Lady, I live with your son and have met your other kids, You’re not award winner yourself.”

“The relationship you have with your mother-in-law is not the same as your relationship with your mother, but is nearly close to it.”