“When Halloween is here the monsters appear and the candies disappear.”
“I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it.”
“When witches go riding & black car are seen, the moon laughs & whispers this is Halloween!”
“This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.”
“Happy Halloween! Time to carve out the pumpkin, bring out the candies and let’s get sugar high.”
“May you have a bag full of candy, bones, bats and loads of fun. Happy Halloween!”
2. Funny Halloween Quotes For Adults
“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.” –J.K. Rowling
“Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!” – Jack Skellington
“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, ‘Trick or treat…No, thank you.’” — Rita Rudner
“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” – Jay Hawkins
“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” — Fernando Pessoa
“I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?’” — Drew Carey
“Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the ‘spirits’ of things.” — Dee Snider
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau
“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”
“May you have a hair-raising experience, chills and thrills on Halloween!”
“From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!”
“Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” — Rodney Dangerfield
“There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.” – Robert Brault
“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” – William Shakespeare
“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.” — Jean Baudrillard Read also – 11 Best Halloween Songs
“Magic is really very simple. All you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” – Aggie Cromwell
“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” – Lucy Van Pelt
“I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.” – Evan Peters
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett
3. Halloween Party Quotes
“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.” – Elizabeth
“Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose?” – Bram Stoker
“On Halloween, witches come true; wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.” – Nicholas Gordon
“When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.”
“The farther we’ve gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we’ve come to need Halloween.” – Paula Guran
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe
“For a witch, you certainly don’t know much about how hauntings work.” – Collen Houck
“Anyone could see that the wind was a special wind this night, and the darkness took on a special feel because it was All Hallows’ Eve.” – Ray Bradbury
“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” – Linus
“She used to tell me that a full moon was when mysterious things happen and wishes come true.” – Shannon A. Thompson
“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” – Wednesday Addams
“The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun.” – Midgard Morningstar
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett
“Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it’s about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.” – Elvis Duran
‘“Tis the night — the night of the graves delight and the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without the wild winds shout, but no, it is they — it is they.” – Cleveland Coxe
“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”
“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.” – Mary Shelley
“Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat …” – Nicholas Gordon
“Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!” – Jack Skellington
“Darkness falls across the land, The Midnight Hour is close at hand.” – Rodney Lynn Temperton
“The world turned upside down — in a good way — for one black velvet night.” – Karen Fortunati
“If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.” – Douglas Coupland
“Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!” – Dexter Kozen
Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.” – Ichabod Crane
4. Short Halloween Quotes for Instagram
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” – William Shakespeare
“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” – Max
“It’s as much to scare as to be scared.” – Vincent Price
“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond
“During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.”
“I must go in. The fog is rising.” – Emily Dickinson
“Halloween is opportunity to be really creative.” – Judy Gold
“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” – Richelle E. Goodrich
“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” – Humbert Wolfe
“By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” – William Shakespeare
“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” – Mason Cooley
“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” – George Carlin
“We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.” – Stephen King
“A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde
“Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.”
“When the witches went waltzing.” – Linda Williams
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” – L.M. Montgomery
“Men say that in this midnight hour, the disembodied have power.” – William Motherwell
“There is something haunting in the light of the moon.” – Joseph Conrad
“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” – Colette
“The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.”
“There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.”
“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton
“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” – Jay Hawkins
“On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” – Ava Dellaria
“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer
“Be afraid, be very afraid.” – Ronnie
“When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.”
“Listen to them — the children of the night. What music they make!” – Bram Stoker
