94 Creepy Funny Happy Halloween Quotes For The Season
1. List of Funny Halloween Quotes 2020
- “The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work.”
- “May the ghost be with you.”
- “Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas.”
- “Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things.”
- “I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.”
- “At this point my blood type is Pumpkin Spice.”
- “Trick or treat, bags of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.”
- “I wave my wand and put on my cape and wish you lots of treats and success coming your way. Happy Halloween!”
- “I am guilty of eating candy in cold blood.”
- “Pumpkin spice and Everything Nice.”
- “At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below.”
- “We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean.”
- “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May Luck be yours on Halloween.” Read also – 10 Tips for Celebrating Halloween on a Budget
- “A candy a day keeps the monsters away.”
- “When Halloween is here the monsters appear and the candies disappear.”
- “I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it.”
- “When witches go riding & black car are seen, the moon laughs & whispers this is Halloween!”
- “This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.”
- “Happy Halloween! Time to carve out the pumpkin, bring out the candies and let’s get sugar high.”
- “May you have a bag full of candy, bones, bats and loads of fun. Happy Halloween!”
2. Funny Halloween Quotes For Adults
- “Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.” –J.K. Rowling
- “Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!” – Jack Skellington
- “Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, ‘Trick or treat…No, thank you.’” — Rita Rudner
- “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” – Jay Hawkins
- “Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” — Fernando Pessoa
- “I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?’” — Drew Carey
- “Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the ‘spirits’ of things.” — Dee Snider
- “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau
- “I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”
- “May you have a hair-raising experience, chills and thrills on Halloween!”
- “From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!”
- “Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle
- “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” — Rodney Dangerfield
- “There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.” – Robert Brault
- “Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” – William Shakespeare
- “There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.” — Jean Baudrillard Read also – 11 Best Halloween Songs
- “Magic is really very simple. All you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” – Aggie Cromwell
- “A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” – Lucy Van Pelt
- “I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.” – Evan Peters
- “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett
3. Halloween Party Quotes
- “I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.” – Elizabeth
- “Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose?” – Bram Stoker
- “On Halloween, witches come true; wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.” – Nicholas Gordon
- “When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.”
- “The farther we’ve gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we’ve come to need Halloween.” – Paula Guran
- “Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe
- “For a witch, you certainly don’t know much about how hauntings work.” – Collen Houck
- “Anyone could see that the wind was a special wind this night, and the darkness took on a special feel because it was All Hallows’ Eve.” – Ray Bradbury
- “Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” – Linus
- “She used to tell me that a full moon was when mysterious things happen and wishes come true.” – Shannon A. Thompson
- “I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” – Wednesday Addams
- “The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun.” – Midgard Morningstar
- “Shadows mutter, mist replies; darkness purrs as midnight sighs.” – Rusty Fischer
- “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett
- “Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it’s about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.” – Elvis Duran
- ‘“Tis the night — the night of the graves delight and the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without the wild winds shout, but no, it is they — it is they.” – Cleveland Coxe
- “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”
- “There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.” – Mary Shelley
- “Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat …” – Nicholas Gordon
- “Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!” – Jack Skellington
- “Darkness falls across the land, The Midnight Hour is close at hand.” – Rodney Lynn Temperton
- “The world turned upside down — in a good way — for one black velvet night.” – Karen Fortunati
- “If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.” – Douglas Coupland
- “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!” – Dexter Kozen
- Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.” – Ichabod Crane
4. Short Halloween Quotes for Instagram
- “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” – William Shakespeare
- “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” – Max
- “It’s as much to scare as to be scared.” – Vincent Price
- “Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond
- “During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.”
- “I must go in. The fog is rising.” – Emily Dickinson
- “Halloween is opportunity to be really creative.” – Judy Gold
- “Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” – Richelle E. Goodrich
- “We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” – Humbert Wolfe
- “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” – William Shakespeare
- “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” – Mason Cooley
- “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” – George Carlin
- “We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.” – Stephen King
- “A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.”
- “When the witches went waltzing.” – Linda Williams
- “I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” – L.M. Montgomery
- “Men say that in this midnight hour, the disembodied have power.” – William Motherwell
- “There is something haunting in the light of the moon.” – Joseph Conrad
- “There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” – Colette
- “The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.”
- “There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.”
- “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton
- “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” – Jay Hawkins
- “On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” – Ava Dellaria
- “Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer
- “Be afraid, be very afraid.” – Ronnie
- “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.”
- “Listen to them — the children of the night. What music they make!” – Bram Stoker
